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21 June 2006

Leen Ashburn,
PO Box 6969
Pejabat Pos Besar Kuala Lumpur
Dayabumi, Kuala Lumpur

To Whom It May Concern,
Priory of Perverted Cacklers Journal,
c/o Mahboob Restaurant Nasi Kandar,
Bangsar,
Kuala Lumpur

Attention: Ms. Beautiful People

Madam,
Amendment to Regulation of the Priory of Perverted Cackler Blog

I humbly refer to the above matter.

2. I would like to propose the amendment to Item 5 under Visitor & Comments of the abovementioned Regulation ("Regulation") of the Priory of the Perverted Cackler Blog (henceforth known as "Blog") to read as follows:

5. The Haloscan commenting and trackback functionality has been added to this weblog. However, contributors are advised to avoid using this functionality as it is installed for the benefit of stray (some welcome, some not) visitors who are non-members of the Priory of the Perverted Cacklers to leave their two-cents behind. Contributors too are strongly advised not to respond to any comments left by visitors in the Haloscan comment board. Such responses are to be dealt with in a new entry altogether.

5.1 Further to the above, the Contributors are strongly prohibited to flirt, cheapsale, market, cock-tease, vamp, lollygag, chat up, string along, trifle, toy with readers, other Contributors, human or otherwise, in a manner that will otherwise cause such damage and detriment to the other Contributors such as but not limiting to headaches, migraine, general state of peeved-ness, annoyance and boredom among the Contributors.

For avoidance of doubt, causes and definition of damage and detriment as stipulated above is not exhaustive and can be amended, deleted, omit, added and removed from time to time as deemed fit by the Contributors. Further to the above, this Regulation by no means prohibits, deter, wrist-slap, ban, block, disallow, obstruct and/or outlaw Contributors to flirt, cheapsale, market, cock-tease, vamp, lollygag, chat up, string along, trifle, toy with readers, other Contributors, human or otherwise, in a manner that will otherwise cause such damage and detriment to the other Contributors such as but not limiting to headaches, migraine, general state of peeved-ness, annoyance and boredom among the Contributors at their own domain, real-time or virtual.

Notwithstanding the above, Contributor accused of undertaking actions as stipulated in 5.1 above may submit objection and appeal to the Highest Priestesses of Cacklers (hereinafter known as "Other Contributors") by submitting a blog entry in the Blog or via Haloscan comment or a sealed, stamped and completed appeal letter to:

Peti surat berkunci 6969,
Pejabat Pos Besar Pulau Pinang.

Further to the above, Other Contributors are not disallowed, prohibited, wrist-slapped, deterred, banned, blocked, obstructed and/or outlawed and in fact encouraged, to promote, market, cheapsale or otherwise act in the manner that brings forward to the promotion and upwards bringing to the limelight of any particular Contributor for the betterment of Contributor's seemingly bland social, moral and love life.

3. I hope my proposed amendment will be given due consideration by fellow Contributors.


Thanking you in anticipation.


Your Servant,

Leen Ash-Burn