And on a totally unrelated note:

LOST CACKLER IS FOUND!

The Wailer is found! She was last known to have been catching mosquitoes and dry-humping hunks in Sudan but we were later made known by the Sunshine that she is back on our turf! She is currently making her social visits around the region and is expected to land on KL soil by this weekend.

I smell a boobie session coming up. No excuses of non-attendance from anyone.

The Wailer had the (mis)fortune to befriend Ariel the Depressed and Leen Ash Burn during a week freelancing stint at an exhibition. We giggled and cackled a lot. After the initial shock of having to listen to the exchange of rubbish between Ariel and Leen, she succumbed.

We clicked; despite the Wailer being of the more… girl-next-door type. She doesn’t cackle, she only grinned. Ariel and Leen looked as if they’ve been in the sewer forever; in contrast, Wailer looked and stayed clean and sweet, wrapped in pink ribbon and lavender wrapping paper (with rabbits and teddy bears cartoon motifs). And she’s witty to boot. She didn’t particularly agree to our discussions on matters that are close to Cacklers heart (men, sex, STDs and noisy kids we like to murder, amongst other things); but we can so relate. There is no choice for Ariel but to take her under her wings.

But she left for Sudan soon after. Many a months we waited for any news on her. She sent us a general Hi-I-Am-Safe-And-I-Catch-Flies-for-Hobby now type of emails but they were few and far between.

Until last week! Sunshine informed us that she’s back! And I received a text message from her too! So Yay! Welcome back, Wailers, you were much missed.