Did you know that playing Play Doh is the IN thing nowadays? It is! Leen Ash Burn said so last night.

Mould it to your fancy, baby. Roll it, squish it into your own penile fantasy. Knead it, stretch it till you get the perfect curry puff shell. Flatten it, pinch it to get the absolute resemblance to your idiotic boss.

What you can do with Play Doh is limitless!

*gaps!!!* - To gasp is so passé, according to Leen (again, she's keen on becoming some kind of a trendsetter methinks) it's the IN thing to say now.

So yeah, oh gaps! Hurry and get your Play Doh now!