Oh Zut! A Zit …
… is growing on my nose and it’s painful. My nose seems to be the favourite breeding ground for the Zit. It comes and it goes almost every month and the nose is always its choice of repair. If it wasn’t the nose, then the areas surrounding the beautifully-shaped and arched eyebrows would be the resting place.
In retrospect, a zit on the nose is not too bad, compared to having a zit growing on the teat. You read me right. The teat and the zit are not a good combo.
That’s what happened to me recently. A zit on the teat. I could only look at it and curse its existence. A slightest flick would have me howling for blood. Worse still when you have the bra irritating the zit on the teat. Which made me suffer constant niggling pain.
The solution was simple though. Since zits are not a regular outbreak with me, I do not have with me the usual zit-buster cream to address the problem. Even if I had one, I wouldn’t want to smear it on the zit at the peak of the teat. There was no option at all but to be liberated from that constricting paraphernalium that has been the bane of my existence since back then.
I went bra-less.
Oh! What a feeling!!(breaks into a Flashdance routine, complete with legwarmers and tights)
To be free from encumbrances that is the bra is quite an intense therapeutic experience. I had no issue with going jiggly-jiggly while wearing my tees, provided the tees were in darker shades.
Two days of total freedom where the teat went to places no teat has gone before. And the zit went away.
(While the pain that came from the zit on the teat and the zit on the nose are quite bearable, the sickness in the gut that hailed from one particular humonguous zit with two feet is making my blood pressure to rise.)
