Dear Darling Cacklers,

Do you recall a time...
not so long ago...
when a silly, ditzy monkee
requested that you ended
all your comments
and emails
with this line:

"Toots will land herself a decent man
before her 27th (frack!) birthday!"

???

Do you?
Do you?
I'm sure you do.
I'm quite certain you do.

Frack it, I'll make you remember!!!

So anyways.
I wanted to take this teeny weeny opportunity.
To thank you most earnestly.

For what initially
was just kind gestures
to entertain the
plea of a silly, ditzy monkee...

Has come true.

The monkee.
Is.
In.
Love!!!

And is officially.
Taken!!!




XOXOXOXOXO




P/S: Leen and I checked and that particular phrase was mentioned:
15 times in our blogspot comment box (check: Jan 18th)
and 16 times in our emails dated Jan 15th.
So derfore. 31 times. And it came true!!! Hahaha.
Camne aku tak gelong??!!

There is a man, whose putrid black heart I would like to drive a big fat stake through. But before that, I would like to fill his pants with fire ants and Ents on fire.

Because stupidness deserves a reward.




I would also hereby like to announce that I want to get Vodka-drunk tonight.




And yo beautiful people (as in administrator of this blog)...while i could maybe lick the clits of the other contributors such as toots, babe, leen, snots...I'm finding it quit impossible to do it to myself. So I couldn't possibly lick all of our clits. Can you please do something about that line you have down there (it's not a pun, trust me...i'm dead fucking seriously serious).

come to think of it...if i meet a guy named seriously serious in the afterlife...i'm def'ly gonna sleep with him, okay?

Good day beings!

Welcome to March! 15 days late, but still timely if I would say so meself.

It seems like most of everybody who's anybody is busy with something or somebody.

I leave you happy folk with an excellent piece of reading!

Shakespeare Parodies!!!

Good blithe!