Fellow Pudendas!!!

When the sun rises.

And all is bright in the land of milk and honey.

We will all meet and agree wholeheartedly...

that...

ice cream cures all diseases!!!

Yeay!

********

On to more urgent matters...

There is only one question

and one question only

that leaves me

with sleepless nights

and restless days...

and it is...

"Are we boobsy-daisying

on Friday or not?"

Since...

Pugnacious P will be out of the country soon...

Snots the Bubbly one will be literally out of the country as well...

Cookie K will be working (egad!)

And then i lost track of who else has what on when...

Sooooo

what be the
odus moperandi modus operandi

for this Friday noite

then

me darlings???

Luv luv,

The One Who Can't Seem To Register As A Member
No Matter What She Tries
But Has Yet To Give Up

Members of the Priory of the Perverted Cacklers

Lend me your ears (or rather, eyes)!

On behalf of the High Priestess who was once a Goddess, I would like to call upon the Convergence of the Priory on a day come next week to discuss matters of utmost importance.

It has been suggested that the Members are to meet on the 28th of June 2006 at the usual watering hole.

Please further discuss among yourselves using the Haloscan commenting functionality wisely if you have objections or recommendations to the suggested date and venue.

Brickbats are welcome.

Note: Someone ought to take the task of informing Ms Sunshine of the above and the existence of this virtual meeting place.

EDIT

Bloody Hell This is So Confusing.

21 June 2006

Leen Ashburn,
PO Box 6969
Pejabat Pos Besar Kuala Lumpur
Dayabumi, Kuala Lumpur

To Whom It May Concern,
Priory of Perverted Cacklers Journal,
c/o Mahboob Restaurant Nasi Kandar,
Bangsar,
Kuala Lumpur

Attention: Ms. Beautiful People

Madam,
Amendment to Regulation of the Priory of Perverted Cackler Blog

I humbly refer to the above matter.

2. I would like to propose the amendment to Item 5 under Visitor & Comments of the abovementioned Regulation ("Regulation") of the Priory of the Perverted Cackler Blog (henceforth known as "Blog") to read as follows:

5. The Haloscan commenting and trackback functionality has been added to this weblog. However, contributors are advised to avoid using this functionality as it is installed for the benefit of stray (some welcome, some not) visitors who are non-members of the Priory of the Perverted Cacklers to leave their two-cents behind. Contributors too are strongly advised not to respond to any comments left by visitors in the Haloscan comment board. Such responses are to be dealt with in a new entry altogether.

5.1 Further to the above, the Contributors are strongly prohibited to flirt, cheapsale, market, cock-tease, vamp, lollygag, chat up, string along, trifle, toy with readers, other Contributors, human or otherwise, in a manner that will otherwise cause such damage and detriment to the other Contributors such as but not limiting to headaches, migraine, general state of peeved-ness, annoyance and boredom among the Contributors.

For avoidance of doubt, causes and definition of damage and detriment as stipulated above is not exhaustive and can be amended, deleted, omit, added and removed from time to time as deemed fit by the Contributors. Further to the above, this Regulation by no means prohibits, deter, wrist-slap, ban, block, disallow, obstruct and/or outlaw Contributors to flirt, cheapsale, market, cock-tease, vamp, lollygag, chat up, string along, trifle, toy with readers, other Contributors, human or otherwise, in a manner that will otherwise cause such damage and detriment to the other Contributors such as but not limiting to headaches, migraine, general state of peeved-ness, annoyance and boredom among the Contributors at their own domain, real-time or virtual.

Notwithstanding the above, Contributor accused of undertaking actions as stipulated in 5.1 above may submit objection and appeal to the Highest Priestesses of Cacklers (hereinafter known as "Other Contributors") by submitting a blog entry in the Blog or via Haloscan comment or a sealed, stamped and completed appeal letter to:

Peti surat berkunci 6969,
Pejabat Pos Besar Pulau Pinang.

Further to the above, Other Contributors are not disallowed, prohibited, wrist-slapped, deterred, banned, blocked, obstructed and/or outlawed and in fact encouraged, to promote, market, cheapsale or otherwise act in the manner that brings forward to the promotion and upwards bringing to the limelight of any particular Contributor for the betterment of Contributor's seemingly bland social, moral and love life.

3. I hope my proposed amendment will be given due consideration by fellow Contributors.


Thanking you in anticipation.


Your Servant,

Leen Ash-Burn

warning: not for the non-intellectuals and wannabes

What makes a person become a suicide bomber?

*hek hem*

bebe toots would like to apologize for her unintended delay accepting the invite.
however, if there had not been a misspelling of her gmail email id, bebe toots is quite certain this delay could have been avoided.

(beautiful people, please take note :P)

being anal in nature, bebe toots has noticed a few grammatical errors in the blog's do's and don't's.
but of courCe presently she is too lazy to mention them :D.


bla bla bla yak yak yak.
bla bla bla yak yak yak.
bla bla bla yak yak yak.


anyways...

i propose the PPoCBlog's first agenda is to market Miss Kooky and may her days of endless woes be a thing of the past.

Who's with me?

Sample ad:

"Ingin berkenalan dgn seorang dara sunti yang vas dan vogue?
Anggun dengan tutur yang sopan dan pekerti yang tinggi!!!
Juga tersohor dalam memberikan "perkhidmatan kepala" dll yang cukup baik!

Ya tuan-tuan (dan puan-puan jika ada), ini lah pakej wanita yang lengkap!

Lembut di luar, lebih lembut di dalam!!!

Ayuh! Bersegeralah! Sementara stok masih ada!"



So.
Who's with me?




An attempt at being intelligent:

"Did you know that in earlier times, before soap existed, man used sand to cleanse themselves?"

"Did you know that a mixture of coarse sugar and almond oil/ olive oil, can be an excellent body scrub?"

"Did you know that monkees can't really swim?"





-THE END-


Maafkan saya ye! I would love to promote our beloved Kooks...I really would. But I love myself more. So oleh yg demikian, I want to promote myself.

I am working on getting testimonials from previous lovers as to my prowesses.
I cook, I clean and I swallow on special occasions. (Although it kills my heart to waste good protein on other days, this is something I must exercise so that the novelty of it doen't wear out. Strategy, you hear?)

I am good at playing the golden flute and caressing the jade stalk. Although I said you gotta wait for the testimonials I'd just like to give you a hint of how good I am.

A lover once asked if he could send his wife over to me so I can teach her the fell.atio. And teach her how to do it till he shoots that load stright down her throat the way I usually do it.

But you know me. You know how selfish I can get. I said "Honey, you want good head, you come to me. I'm not gonna be teaching every damn chick how to get it right and then have to put up with the competition. No frickin way, dude!"

And so... yes....Vote Ariel because of her immense love for giving head. I might even do an Ana.bel Chong for blowjobs someday. I mean..if Singapore boleh...Malaysia also boleh kan?

Undilah saya.

Ariel, Goddess of .Blow.Jobs.

KookyCookie: theuh gyhdht rizalakusayangsangat dighdte pandisathe!

oi!!! i didn't write this! grrrrrrr....

Beautiful People writes: Saudari Kooky, I would like to bring your attention to Regulation No. 3 where it says "Contributors are encouraged to submit weblog entries that are intelligent, witty, overflowing with sarcasm and for the greater good of the Priory."

Please note the highlighted text of the Regulation and the members of the Priory would very much like to see some kind of adherence to the said Regulation. Should you wish to protest, you may voice your displeasure in the Haloscan Comment Board or highlight the matter in the entry entitled "Please Read & Understand" (which you spedread and did not understand obviously). Also, I would like to highlight that your previous entry batting eyelashes a la Betty Boops is not intelligent, witty and overflowing with sarcasm and do not bring any benefit to the Priory.

Thank you and Have A Nice Day.

ps. Can someone alert Saudari Toots to accept the blogger invite?

*bats eyelashes flirtatiously a la Betty Boop*

PLEASE READ & UNDERSTAND

A Regulation to provide for and regulate the converging of contributors of the Priory of the Perverted Cacklers, and for other incidental matters.

New Entries
1. A contributor may, from time to time, wishes to post a new entry into this weblog. The weblog however must be in accordance of a set of rules that may be found in this entry.

2. A contributor posting a new entry must allow for other contributors of this weblog to contribute to the same entry. Other contributors are to distinguish their comments by using different fonts and colours and to begin their input in the weblog entry with their respective moniker. For example:

So what am I supposed to do here then?
*presses all buttons and walks away quickly to the bay window pretending to be watching the scenery whilst whistling loudly*

Ariel: xghtdy thedht ytn thet hethdhthtl pudendamouldy dithdhth!

KookyCookie: theuh gyhdht rizalakusayangsangat dighdte pandisathe!
posted by Leen Ash Burn at 7:30 PM

3. Contributors are encouraged to submit weblog entries that are intelligent, witty, overflowing with sarcasm and for the greater good of the Priory. Personal experiences and thoughts are best left in contributors’ own respective private weblogs.

Username/Password
4. A contributor may log in using their very own username and password. However, should the contributor wishes to take on a mediating or a sterner role, the contributor may adopt the use of “Beautiful People” using the username and password that have been emailed to every contributor.

Visitors and Comments
5. The Haloscan commenting and trackback functionality has been added to this weblog. However, contributors are advised to avoid using this functionality as it is installed for the benefit of stray (some welcome, some not) visitors who are non-members of the Priory of the Perverted Cacklers to leave their two-cents behind. Contributors too are strongly advised not to respond to any comments left by visitors in the Haloscan comment board. Such responses are to be dealt with in a new entry altogether.

Feel free to add, edit, amend the regulations as deemed fit.

Thank you.

Saya terima syarat-syarat yang tertera di atas. Saya ialah Cuntributer Ariel.

Is there any rules on blog promotion? I can be quite good blog-whoring (as well as cam-whoring)and entice innocent victims to visit. - The Royal Babeness (with very little brain)

Oh promote it honey. Only, we gotta do it when there's a bit more substance to the blog.

Btw can we pls call it The Happy Pudenda. It sounds like a brilliant name for a pub. Teehee!

- Ariel (Sprouting Horns)

I think we are doing quite well in terms of blog-promotion. Check out the counter (unless it is us guys who keep coming back in here la). Seems that our little kooky is quite a popular personality despite her silence.

Anyway, I think we should do away with Regulation 5 on matters related to Haloscan. Let us all flood the Haloscan and we should amend Regulation 5 to allow us to use Haloscan!!! - The Royal Babeness (who lost her brain but not her pudenda).

So what am I supposed to do here then?

*presses all buttons and walks away quickly to the bay window pretending to be watching the scenery whilst whistling loudly*